Deleterius spork lines

[lavivi]

“Wow, I never know that there are some Dark Elves males that could get pregnant,” exclaimed an intrigued Remus, as he pulled his gorgeous and impregnated husband into his strong arms...

Rachael said coldly, her eyes shot out an icy glare that sent a chill down Harry’s spine.

- now that last one, right up there - look at her resume: Voldemort’s her grandfather, Draco is supposed to marry her, she likes Harry, gives Hermione a makeover, and James Potter is her step-father.

Read when it's safe for you to scream with laughter. But follow the links to the first chapter of this particular MST.