Babelfished Someone to Look Up To

So recently I found a meme where you translate part of a fic you've written into another language, then back into the original language, and laugh at the result.  I found it so amusing I decided I'd have to do it for an entire one-shot.  So I chose my best, of course.

( The original version of Someone to Look Up To )

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( And put into German and back: )