This really shouldn't be so hard for me. (3,667 words)

arrrrrrrgh stupid make-out scenes, stupid inebriation, stupid lack of motivation - I'm breaking all my own rules (they do not need to be under any influences to get it on and it is absolutely NOT one-sided) and I could/should have stopped it long ago but a first-kiss scene was requested.  Arrrrrrrgh.

*sends*

(By the way, it's so funny writing Severus with the new canon.  He's a lovesick puppy, and it's IC.)