Lord of the Pants

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In seventh year, Harry Potter defeated Lord Voldemort once and for all using the Rubik's Cube of Salazar Slytherin. — Strega Brava (The Stairs Need Fixing and So Does My Time Turner)

"Remus Lupin had now fallen into the habit of measuring his life not by years, but by periods of altering loneliness and friendship." — Encaitarince (A Space Between Worlds)

"Frodo: I will drop my pants in Mordor...though I do not know the way." - Lord of the Pants: The Fellowship of the Pants - click this one!!!  I'm reading it now...

'Your love of the halfling's pants has clouded your mind.'

Sauron's pants are already moving....

They will find the pants and kill the one who wears them.There is only one Lord of The Rings, and he does not share his pants!

Saruman to Gandalf: It would be wise, old friend, to remove your pants.

-"There shall be no wearing pants until nightfall."

-"What about underpants?"

-"I don't think he knows about underpants, Pip."

-"What about boxers? or briefs? or shorts? or tighty whities? or speedos? or thongs?"

"Do you know how Pants first came into being? They were once Skirts. Taken by the Dark Powers in the First Age - tortured, mutilated - a ruined and terrible form of clothing, bred into Menswear."

"A shadow and a threat has been growing in my pants." - Legolas

 

It's The Very Secret Diaires all over again.