Fiction Alley quote

[lavivi]

The Lunatic was banging on the door, yelling that I better not be doing what he thought I was doing in there. I yelled back that I am sex god at school, that hoardes of girls are begging to have a go at it with me and there's no need for me to be doing what he thought I was doing. — Punk up the Volume (The Growing Pains of Draco Malfoy: Age 16)

 

Comments

[soharavsalienta.livejournal.com]

...Hmm. I tried that fic, but that was the only quote that I even found vaguely funny. The rest...I just found it rather stupid. Maybe it's the writing quality; probably is.

[lavinialavender.livejournal.com]

I don't usually actually click on the stories that have good quotes - not unless they intrigue me, like the one where Dumbledore turned into a bumblebee (which wasn't fascinating either), or where it stated simply something like, "I'm a Hufflepuff. Today I killed eleven students, seven Aurors, and a wizard by the name of Albus Dumbledore." That story...was disturbing.